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(716): View more from New York

On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar

(1-716): View more from New York

I think you broke the trashy scale

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...

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(314): View more from Missouri

the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples

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you dont

(732): View more from New Jersey

i dont

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila

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(626): View more from California

sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.

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