what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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