i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
