My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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