she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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