hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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