dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
the gays at disneyland are vicious
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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