haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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