"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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