I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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