Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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