im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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