they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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