how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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