I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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