hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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