Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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