Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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