There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
