thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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