Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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