please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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