took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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