I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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