giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I need water and some morals
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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