Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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