Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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