I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He did a backflip because drugs
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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