I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I want to walk on stilts...naked
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I need moral support for this bender
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
be right there i have to get my cape
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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