he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
