The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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