Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
everyone is single if you try hard enough
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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