ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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