So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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