I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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