Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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