it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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