never play flip cup with pint glasses
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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