he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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