im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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