ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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vagina is talking i cant
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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