Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You have to summon your inner elephant
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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