Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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