I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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