do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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