Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Randomize
