If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Pants are for mortals
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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