And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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