He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush