scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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