even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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