I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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