I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I touched a dick in church today
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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