He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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