Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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